Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.

Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"

by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010

Dick Peddler

A person peddling pictures of his dick on the internet to a large number of random females.

Man my spambox is full of dick peddlers...

by Teh Bronx April 13, 2014

Little paddles

Another way to say feet.

"Look at his little paddles!"

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.

“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”

by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020

Licking the Pudden' Cup

Giving an anal rim job to someone after they took a Mexican Mudslide without wiping.

Damn, that dude is licking the pudden' cup. That chick must have had tacos for lunch!

by Cue Ball August 31, 2013

Piddle

A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.

Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.

by Pooksie December 15, 2010