Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump

After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.

by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013

Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.

Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!

by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014

poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014

poop transfusion

when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses

we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion

by antisusmachine October 12, 2014

poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.

Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.

by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014

poop

food your body does not need comes out the other end in the form of "poop".

"Sarah forgot to flush her poop down the toilet," said Garry.

by VTstarwarsguy April 25, 2016

poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie

Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie

by Bduck1310 January 15, 2017