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Prison

Kid: OK mom I'm going to prison.

Mom: You got arrested!?!?!?

Kid: NO. I'm going to school :(
by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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prison

"I hate going to prison. oh sorry, I meant school"
by school:sad December 12, 2023
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Prison Hole

Your butthole
Where people in prison sneak in their belongings.
Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
by Kayla411 June 16, 2024
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PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022
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One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.
by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025
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