vag patch

A step up from calling some one a douche bag.

"That dude is such a Vag Patch"

"This game is straight out of the Vag Patch"

by Travis Hecker April 25, 2008

sour patch kids

The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.

Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.

by Mike Taylor 22 December 13, 2008

eye patch

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

patchy

never shaves, but a full beard never grows in

Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.

hey patchy shut the fuck up.

by notfudgepackersbrother February 13, 2008

patch

A cluster of hair between your balls and asshole, commonly referred to as a grundle.

Dave likes to have his patch tickled, althought he won't admit it.

by GT July 13, 2004

patchou

Highly overrated Windows programmer.

n00b: OMG PATCHOU U R GOD!!!11
Patchou: I know, thanks :)

by Rob April 6, 2004

Cabbage Patch

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.

Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!

by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010