pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pasta ass

a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.

"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."

by patchymoon July 13, 2018

Pastard

An old or lost friend that abruptly ended the friendship or relationship out of anger or guilt.

Vince is a pastard, he told me he hated me because his girl likes me.

by Knowone hear August 1, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pasta

Noodles, nudes. Asking for pasta is asking for nudes

Hey girl you wanna cook me some pasta?

Can I get some pasta?

by PastaLover1112 May 19, 2018

pestaphile

A frequent pest who performs semi-sexual gestures on colleagues and unsuspecting members of the public.

Have you met Jeremy Wells? "Oh you mean that Pestaphile"

by MissMartini June 4, 2018