Popetastic

When something (anything) is heavily influenced by, relating too, or about the catholic church and/or the Pope. Can also be used as a derrogitory term for when the catholic church (or any church) is griping for money. Usually used after a long, preachy sermon, or fund raiser.

Damn dude, did you hear Padre during the sermon today? He was going all popetastic on us. He must have asked for "heavenly contributions" a thousand times.

by Knews March 15, 2009

Popeacolypse

A term referring to our modern era of popes. With the resignation of Pope Benedict were are now in the era of the final Pope (per the prophecy of the popes, attributed to Saint Malachy, which holds that this new pope John the Roman will be the last pope, and the judgement). Thus we are in the Popeacoylpse, the "final days" of the Pontiff.

CNN Announcer "This just in from the Vatican, a frontrunner in the papal succession race has emerged, Giovanni Agerrett. Is this a sign of the Popeacolypse?"
"No man, I don't believe in the Popeacolypse. I am still waiting on the Mayan thing to pay out."

by Rabban February 11, 2013

the popes

When one has to take a giant dump immediately after starting a sesh.

*sparks up a joint*
"Dammit I got the popes"

by GregnFrank November 14, 2019

Popeye Turner

One with the wit and intelligents of a mongofied amoeba.

Also one with a fascination about men's bellends.

That joke was written by Popeye Turner wasnt it?

Kim you are totally Popeye Turner.

by Redbull February 27, 2004

popeye

a person or persons who lies a lot for example they say they dont masterbate but they actually do and lie for attension. "popeye" is also a word describing a strong guy with abitions of screwing Mrs. Albo.

"Popeyes chickin is fucking awesome"
"Popeye masterbated every day"

by jason t February 18, 2004

poped

(like the pope- past tense) its when you get karma back like a bitch.

gina: omfg. i just locked the keys in the car...
group: hell no, are you serious?
*starts pouring the entire two hours you're locked outside with NOWHERE to go because its 1am*

by G+M April 7, 2005

popegasm

A popegasm is what a smattering of nuns will engage in after the zombocolypse. Generally, popegasms are defined as being very light, although there are a few cases of heavy and even overdone popegasm.

"After the zombocolypse, the smattering of nuns engaged in light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist May 2, 2006