cabbage pole 

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

cabbage pole by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

molly pole 

Molly Pole

Molly Pole is when somebody smokes it out of a blunt wrap or cigarillo

molly pole by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019

Opossum Pole 

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.

I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.

Opossum Pole by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019

Sole Pole 

A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”

Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole

*paddles freshmen*

Clark: your soles been cleansed haha

Sole Pole by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs April 9, 2020

front pole 

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.

Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!

front pole by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020

Curtain Pole 

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

Curtain Pole by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

Side Pole 

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

Side Pole by JudyFrench July 12, 2022