pocket hymen

When your pants come from the manufacturer with the pockets sewn shut.

I can't get my hands in my pocket because of this stupid pocket hymen.

by Hockey Monkey July 17, 2008

Secret Pocket

:'See-kret Poh-ket'

The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.

person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'

by dannyboi86 January 09, 2011

Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.

He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.

by gcrunk March 19, 2010

out-of-pocket

To front money you don't expect to get back, refunded, or applied to future expenses (as in pulling cash out of your pocket).

I wanted to get that fish-food service, but I had to come up with $45 out-of-pocket.

by Anonymus Bosch June 20, 2006

fat pockets

Fat pockets are essentially "pockets of fat" that can be found almost anywhere on the body. They are commonly called lovehandles, double chins, thunderthighs, and kankles. These "pockets" are basically large and noticeable groupings of fat. They are embarrassing and WILL attract negative attention.

1)"Eww... check out those fat pockets hanging out of Catie's enormity... she should put on a damn sweater."

2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"

by Fatman-Ugly Person May 06, 2007

pocket rocket

doing or having a pocket rocket is masterbating or "wanking/jacking off" inside ones own pocket, simply accomplished by reaching into the pocket of ones trousers, also known as a stealth wank. can be performend in public if user has masterd the techniqe.
this is an easy was to pleasure ones self while staying annonymus.

guy 1: dude why are you pulling a face
guy 2:we have lift off
guy 1:awww no way...POCKET ROCKET

by nicknackpaddywackgiveadogabone May 28, 2009

Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 10, 2005