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Potato Song

POTATO SONG

The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

Sometimes we ditch the skin

to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
I wrote the Potato Song because I love potatoes so much.
Potato Song by Yukon Gold February 26, 2018

potato bag 

A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.
Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.
potato bag by lover4porn April 12, 2009

potato pussy

To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato
"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."
potato pussy by opiumftw June 14, 2015

potato kink 

When someone in sexual intercourse likes to bring a potato into the fun.
"The potato kink is too much! Daddy stop!"
potato kink by Mermy Mon December 30, 2015

POTATO ABUSE

When you eat anything that is made from potatos. (You're killing my family)
Ethan supports POTATO ABUSE, he eats salt and vinegar chips
POTATO ABUSE by SaltyPotato September 14, 2017

potato thumping 

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.
Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.
potato thumping by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009