Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Skunky Pete

Bring drunk and stoned at the same time.

Mate I'd been drinking pints all night then we lit a big fat doobie. I was a skunky Pete.

by Rjimbout January 27, 2019

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021

pete zapepsi

What you say in place of saying Pizza and Pepsi

Yo Evola....i was thinking about ordering some more Pete Zapepsi?

by Ringo Slang July 13, 2014

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

Pete

A handsome, bubbly and cute in the eyes of his babi! He is prone to eat lots of food on the evening. On most occasions is quite witty and sometimes slow. Never let go of this man!

Pete is quite handsome young man!

by Self praising idiot! November 23, 2021

Pete

An unfortunate tragedy of events occur when an individual doesn’t apply Pete Repellent (PP) regularly to their lips and is exposed by the sun or a drop in their immune system.

Ah fok Juzzy, I think I’m getting a Pete!

Do you have any PP on you?

Yes, of course. That was arrogant to not bring any.

by Pete Retief May 11, 2023