Three percenters

In Mormon culture there's a general understanding, shared with missionaries during training. Only two percent of missionaries return home and marry the boyfriend or girlfriend they left, while three percent fall in love with one of their same-sex companions. This is mainly shared to put their relationships in perspective and maybe to soften the blow when they almost inevitably find out their SO has moved on sometime in their two years out spreading the gospel.
"Three percenter" is thus used as a perjorative among Mormon missionaries to describe a guy (or gal) who seems a little too happy about spending all their waking hours in the company of their same-sex companion. Given that the Mormon church considers homosexuality a sin, it can be taken or meant as an insult.

I think Elder Johnson and Elder Smith are three percenters. I hope I don't get paired with one of them next!

by CJBrimson January 7, 2021

Pencil Pusher

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.

After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.

by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018

pencil

Not to be mistaken for Kencil my pencil, it is a handy writing mobobber that can write words, draw things, and can take over our minds at times. Otherwise known as a writer colider.

Kenny thought that a pencil had talked to him before.

or

I grabbed Kencil my pencil and wrote away.

by I am Iron Man April 25, 2006

Pencil dick bug fucker

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.

Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.

by Shmoobs July 18, 2011

Pencil Dick

The only white hair in the bunch.

Dennis needs more D to go with his ICK, because he has a pencil dick. Is that a pencil in your pocket, Dennis I mean Dencil!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

pencil dick

Male who uses his dick like "pencil asshole" Nitpickers.

"Pencil Dick" Male always checks his pencil or is "pencil retentive."

by Alexandra Saks October 15, 2007