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Parker

A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers
Hey son, you don't want to end up like parker here
by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022
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parker sweetin

parker sweetin is a young king he will always hang around for the ones he loves but if u a hoe than he will leave u like his father
one guy: hey who is that!
other guy: that’s parker sweetin he really cool n’shit
parker sweetin: yessir this shit bussin bussin 🥱
the guys: damn he cool 😎
by psweetin3 March 19, 2021
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PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.
OOO look there is a parker
by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022
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Parker

Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.
Parker is remarkable
by Ali(3) July 8, 2022
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Parker

A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.
“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.
by Butwhybro April 16, 2020
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parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him
Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"
by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021
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