Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020

PARENTS NOT LOVE U

FR

Person1:hey Ue PARENTS NOT LOVE U
Person2: D;

by NeonIsMyName November 15, 2023

Parenting

A disease of which is most common is middle ages men and women. This may include high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, and anger management issues. Parenting might cause un-logical purchasing.

Call your doctor if you have parenting

by Clorox whyps August 3, 2021

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

My parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Parents

Something Harry Potter hasn't got

For example : Why can’t harry and Lord Voldemort get a nose piercing? Lord Voldemort because he doesn’t have one and Harry doesn’t have Parents

permission

by TomRiddlesWhorecruxxx January 13, 2021

3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.

My 3rd parent is coming to my game.

by Septdee June 22, 2018

Parents

The people you will never make proud in life.

Child: *Exists*
Parents: Sigh..."You're a Disappointment"

by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021