death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.

my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week

by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012

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Sugar Panda

Sugar panda mean a girl who is half black half white and a little on the hefty side

Did you see that girl right there?
Yea she was a sugar panda!
Tell me about it bro...

by sugarpanda July 19, 2013

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A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.

"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"

by Screenlicker February 29, 2012

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The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze

I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?

by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009

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