Three Pump Flush

1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.

2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.

1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"

by lshic January 19, 2008

Dirty Sludge Pump

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.

"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."

by Tonger10 June 23, 2009

Plump Pump

A submissive female who understands that she is mainly kept for domestic chores and food preparation, but knows she can also serve as a cum catcher when her man doesn't feel like going out to get some quality pussy.

Ben was to exhausted work to go out and have fun, so he had his plump pump make him some dinner and suck down a load as he watched TV.

by mck73 February 11, 2014

negative one pump chump

one who jizzes in their pants at anything like in the lonely island video.

A breeze flew in and I jizzed in my pants. That is a negative one pump chump move.

by Thisgirlruns August 12, 2012

Love Pump

The 1984 four door orange Dodge pick-up truck used by the North Mankato patch crew until its sale in 2000.

6 workers rolled down Lee Blvd in upper North Mankato in the Love Pump on their way to break when a flock Somali women looked like they needed a good keybanging.....result = flying towels and one blown muffler.

by Patch Crew Slacker May 17, 2010

fist pump

A commonly used courting gesture used by guidos. It is meant to indicate their willingness to give a handjob to another male of their species. If this is successful, a vigorous fisting may follow. Lip gloss is often used as a lubricant.

That guido was making the kissy face at me while fist pumping. I'm now positive that he's a homo.

by jacktheninja February 5, 2010

Butt Pump

A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.

"All that bran got my colon pretty backed up - Damn good thing I had my Butt Pump to suck out all that hard, stuck crap."

by Harvey B. January 27, 2009