douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.

Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!

by RamonChingon September 16, 2015

pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

Copper Pipes

No one knows but it was in a Ok Go song

Ok Go - Get over it
“Got those nice copper pipes”

by Furtherfromthetruth September 20, 2021

hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*

Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.

by darkwater5 June 10, 2017

cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.

I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!

by cardio pipe November 5, 2014

Landlord Pipe

The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.

The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.

Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!

by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011