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oompa-loompa pants 

"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"

Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."

Jantz in my pants 

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.
Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!
Jantz in my pants by John232115 September 12, 2011

cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

Rubber pants 

Rubber pants are baggy, balloon styled panties that are pulled on over top of a baby's diapers, usually cloth diapers, to help prevent leaking, and to prevent the soiling and wetting of outer clothing worn by the baby, and to keep surrounding furnishings dry and clean.

Rubber pants are manufactured out of 100% vinyl/plastic, have gathered elasticized waistband and leg hole openings, and pull-on like panties. Rubber pants are most commonly used in households with babies wearing cloth diapers.

Rubber pants are also used for the purpose of toilet training a baby from the stage of diapers, to the stage of underpants.
"Gerber" and "Babykins" are two specific names that manufacture rubber pants for babies today.

jizz in my pants 

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.
"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
jizz in my pants by branine33 December 18, 2008

eat my pants 

a term used in a romantic or threatening manner
romantic - hey honey, why don't you come over tonight and eat my pants. *wink wink*

threatening - I swear to my Jesus if you don't give me back my son i'll eat your pants.
eat my pants by itsbellamyfella December 10, 2018