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Panda Express

The most disgusting fast food place you can eat. Dry food smelly food spoiled food🤢 and it’s not better than chic fil a.
Want to go to Panda Express nah that stuff be gross
by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018
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panda push

The explosive liquid poop after eating a two item combo from Panda Express, that typically comes in waves, spraying the toilet bowl with a few coats. Aka the Panda Express. can be used to name the restaurant itself.
OMG pull over I need to handle this panda push!!!
by ashmashedpotatoes December 31, 2016
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POGS Panda

POGS Panda is the most swag man ever. He eats nails for breakfast, drop kicks turtles and drinks cow milk. so if you ask me he’s a man.
POGS Panda is very poggers.
by Balls fan 2 September 17, 2021
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The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009
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panda hug

A hug that a girl gives a guy when he is horny.
Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.
by androoltu August 11, 2009
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panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.
My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.
by boner express March 13, 2010
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Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus
Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...
by Granty Babes April 2, 2008
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