Hit the Sausage

A euphemism for masturbation.

After not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, Adam went home and hit the sausage.

by Blaine Becker October 19, 2010

Hit it or eat it

A game played when smoking a joint or blunt. When the joint or blunt is nearly gone, the crutch is taken out and the remainder is smoked until no smoke is produced. The person who it lands on that doesn't get any smoke must eat the remainder of the joint or blunt wrap.

Yo... hit it or eat it, anyone?
Na fuck that I aint eatin' nothin

by seebnerg September 5, 2009

Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

Hit and run

When you hit a car and leave the scene of the crime

I hit a car, and left the scene becuase i got high. Police found me later and charged me for a hit and run, now my insuracne will go up sky high

by jjazz July 4, 2009

Hit A Lick

You stoLe Somthing, or Got A gooD DeaL.
5 Finga DiscouNt.

oh i just HiT A LiCk at Tha stoRe.

by 95kirina95 March 28, 2009

hybrid hit

This term can be applied too either vaporizing or smoking

When applied to vaporizing, this term refers to intentionally scorching the herb. This advanced technique gets you higher faster; it is less efficient than proper vaporization. It also negates the health benefits of vaporizing.

When applied to smoking, this term refers to holding the lighter above the bowl without letting the herb catch fire. This is more efficient than traditional smoking, but not as efficient as vaporizing.

A hybrid hit is like a mix of smoking and vaporizing.

by Vapeist September 28, 2009

Hit and Ditch

When a man has sex with a girl and quickly leaves after.

Synonyms:
-Wam Bam Thank You Mam
-Toot it and Boot it

Hit and Ditch that shit.

by vahsup, im bruno July 22, 2010