Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

by arsen_28 June 10, 2022

Big ol puss puss

A person who's too much of a bitch to do anything fun. Also can be described as a fat cat.

Lucas didnt want to lie for his friends in court, so they mercilessly called him a big ol puss puss.

by Jaguar~ October 28, 2018

The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo

When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship

Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl

Daven : No Way!

Greg : Greg.

by Balze June 20, 2022

The Ol' Dragon Breath Steamroll

Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath

Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed

To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"

by UrbanArl June 12, 2017

The Ol San Francisco treat

A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud

It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.

by mighkey November 4, 2022

Big Ole Tiddy Facts

noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.

See: The truth (Law)

Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”

Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”

by The Sincere Sensation April 19, 2020

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005