Fall out the officers

Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks

Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)

by Bobbing Around June 29, 2008

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Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

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office chair ballet

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.

In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!

by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

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officer hairy bush

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....

i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy

by hairaphobia August 21, 2008

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The office "LOL Cat"

The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."

Person 1: Dammit, not again!

Person 2: What's wrong man?

Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.

by Jeff the bear March 9, 2010

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