FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged

If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*

by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021

Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.

Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.

by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009

Face Gravy

The act of pounding and/or bashing a person's face into a wall or the pavement until their face turns to a gravy-like substance

"Lets make FACE GRAVY!" -- Goliath, Borderlands 2

by James moore May 11, 2013

skeet face

-a girl who constantly gets ejaculated semen on her face..
----from different people;

Merrill-That girl Diana is a skeet face.
Courtney- eeewwww

by bigmamatwiiggy December 13, 2010

potato face

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.

Man, that dude looks like a potato face!

by williamazing12 February 25, 2017