Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

by arsen_28 June 10, 2022

Shake-ol-o-crete:

Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.

Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.

by Elle H Glacial Lake WA State March 22, 2019

Big ol puss puss

A person who's too much of a bitch to do anything fun. Also can be described as a fat cat.

Lucas didnt want to lie for his friends in court, so they mercilessly called him a big ol puss puss.

by Jaguar~ October 28, 2018

The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo

When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship

Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl

Daven : No Way!

Greg : Greg.

by Balze June 20, 2022

The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo

When you nut in a girl's eye so much she squints and her face shrivels up

Friend: Yo you got with jessica last night?
You: Yeah, I gave her The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo

by ccline68 February 2, 2017

Big Ole Tiddy Facts

noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.

See: The truth (Law)

Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”

Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”

by The Sincere Sensation April 19, 2020

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005