salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.

Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.

by LilTwiz December 16, 2006

skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 04, 2021

Salt my snout

demanding a friend your out on the town partying with to shake coke all over your nose

Bro, do me a favor, salt my snout right now, I'm too drunk I need you to pack my beak please

by bob buckner ctb January 21, 2010

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 30, 2022

pouring salt on the wound

To make a situation thats already bad worse!

Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?

Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!

I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.

by Lexzqo May 29, 2019

salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 06, 2010