Bus Nerd

A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.

This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 22, 2022

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

internet nerd

A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!

Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?

Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!

Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!

Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!

Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?

Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.

Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!

by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010

nerd herder

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.

"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."

by Queen_K June 11, 2006

band nerd

one whose life is dedicated to the school band. you can usually find them in groups, as well as with their significant other who is also a band nerd.

Hey you see that band nerd! I hear she loves playin that flute of hers!

by Naked Ken January 28, 2004

cool nerd

Someone who's fun to hang around with has awesome t-shirts and a verying range of music tast but is over all nerdy.

Average Person: Damn my computers fucked up
Cool Nerd: Let me take a look at that.
Average Person: Thanks! Nice t-shirt.

by Firehigh December 28, 2005

Fucking nerd

Someone so nerdy that you need to drop the F bomb in the title if nerd.

"James is such a fucking nerd "

by The fucking nerd July 19, 2016