neilreid

A neilreid is an expression used to a manchurian for a porky pie, a white lie, a fib or similar in the Mancs area.

neilreid: The stock will arrive tomorrow, we have no end of it. - Oh neilreid. I know it wont be.

by Legend! December 21, 2012

neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"

person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer

by queenoffarts November 2, 2014

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

neiling

To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.

I've been neiling her for three months, but I'm still single.

by BestX August 18, 2014

Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015

Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.

Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.

by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

neil fletcher

The man who invented the corn dog. Literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth

My role model is Neil fletcher

by Tyrone Cunningham December 1, 2015