neslie

one fucking fine ass flip chick thats fkn crazy as FUCK at cs holler.

....neslie ur fucking fine

by deprivEd February 1, 2004

neshat

A small desert rodent resembling a mouse, a desert shrew. The characteristics of a neshat have led too several meanings of the word. The cry of a neshat is known to be loud, often very irritating, thus neshat is used as a term to represent an annoying sound. The cry also has become associated with the deafening explosion of an atomic bomb. The term neshat is often used to refer to one of Iran's illegitimately produced atomic bombs. Neshats in the wild seen in the wild are usually found excreting feces everywhere on everything. Yet the creature is extremely rare often hard to find, because of this the few remaining Iranian princesses are also called Neshats. There whereabouts for the most part are unknown.

1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.

by Jake A. September 21, 2008

Nessy

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.

I just took a nice Nessy.

by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010

Nest

The most awesome thing on earth...Sleep! Nest is both sleep AND the place where one sleeps.

Ah, time for nest.
Good nest.
Look at my comfortable nest!

by draculator September 15, 2004

Skate-ness

The ability to skate board. Most of the time in past tense.

"Can't land anything today...mustve lost my Skate-ness." "Better skate some today...and get my Skat-ness back."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004

Nessel

Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster

1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.

2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.

3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.

4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.

The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.

1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."

2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."

3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."

4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"

by Anchovie December 26, 2007