cold steam

Practically just vapor/ condensation but, cold steam is the term that “intellectuals” use. Is meant to be a joking way of saying something.

The surrounding air was warm, so the freezer let out some COLD STEAM.

by _oof December 7, 2018

cold-capped

The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.

*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*

Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!

Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.

Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.

by birdmilk July 25, 2012

Cold Sorcerer

1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.

2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.

"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"

"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."

by edwardbundyhands January 21, 2013

cold tile

n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment

...like when you broke the trampoline...(awkward silence)....wow, cold tile moment.

by Double_V June 14, 2010

Cold Pillow

The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.

10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow

by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo December 2, 2018

Cold-bob

The first job of the day for a prostitute.

Damn girl! That was one nasty cold-bob, but I'm warmed up for the rest of the day.

by Bucket o' Noodles January 20, 2011

cold-fold

when you are extremely cold while laying in bed, and are too lazy to get up and get another blanket, you fold your blanket in half on top of yourself in an effort to produce more warmth.

Dude, these negative temperature weathers at night are awful! I have to do the cold-fold almost every night.

by J-Fisher September 9, 2011