ninja points 

Points awarded to an individual for being sneaky, ninja like, or bad ass.

Jumping off a 8 story building, rolling and jumping into a bush, raping your rival ninjas girlfriend (willingly), and eating his lunch in front of him without being caught.

result: 10 ninja points.

ninja points by Ducky Ninja January 17, 2008

Ninja Shart

The act of releasing a ninja fart, but you also shit your pants without making a sound. It is a disgusting and the most foul smell and completely silent. They usually smell like a bag full of diapers tossed into a tire fire. The Ninja Shart also shows no reaction by the flatulent bastard. A silent but deadly Shart! Basically a nuclear bomb of crop dusting innocent bystanders, and shitting your pants while no one hears a thing.

Jon- Today is a good day.
Tiffany- Ahhh, Yes it is,

(ninja shart occurs)
Jon- Hey, wait a sec... what is that god awful smell, I can almost taste it.. Ohhh yep, I can definitely taste it.. (dry heaving)
Tiffany- Ohhh no, I just Ninja Sharted.
Jon- Ohhh god no, I didn't even hear it.. Ahh, I have to go puke!!

Ninja Shart by Runswith2beers March 8, 2013

Ninja Dump 

When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.

The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.

Ninja Dump by mornfang July 16, 2011

Ninja punch

Usmc slang for non judicial punishment

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.

Ninja punch by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Ninja Shoe 

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

Ninja Shoe by R Peezy March 20, 2007

ninja balled 

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.

My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.

ninja balled by J Sned March 5, 2009

ninja dicked 

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

ninja dicked by JCjenny December 10, 2010