A canadian sex move. Prior to sex, you go outside, and stick the head of your penis in the snow bank until the head is nice and cold, and then proceed to fuck your partner.
by fenrirwolfe March 12, 2019

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.
Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!
by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root
by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

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by Johnny Cash's Dad September 5, 2021
