mini me

The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or desires to someone or something as a naive or unconscious defense against anxiety or guilt.

When a cheating spouse accused the non-cheating spouse of cheating.

by Kristie Mansfield December 6, 2003

Mini Cooper

Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.

Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget

by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014

Frosted Mini Wheat

A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.

That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.

by Big Daddy R March 18, 2004

miniben

A term given to rather annoying males who insist on telling you about every problem in their lifes in the mistaken belief that you actually care.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.

Me: I like to play pool.
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!

by Jake April 24, 2005

mini

a mouse with chiclets, big brownies, a puff thats puuuuuffin away, specs, and a little button nose.

Jimmy: "I love my little mini mouse."

Nicole: "I love you too my special squirrel!"

by Love_You February 1, 2008

mini man

cool,out going,all ways laughing,ready for any thing

a mini man bru lets cut out and go scrapin

by michael frags September 26, 2008

Mini

A jit, usually a small person that looks like a blowfish or a gorilla.

Damn, that little girl looks like a mini!

by Osiris Smellyson October 9, 2008