Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

by Bloesem September 4, 2018

Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

monday

the worst day in history.

why monday ,

by big red balls11 January 21, 2019

modalicious

Meaning something has a taste of the Mod life in the 1960s.

Derived from the Mod youth movement from England in the 1960s. This saw many revivals in the following decades which were awesome.

"Your Vespa is nice and I am starting to like the new years but you suit is Modalicious"

by FAU5T February 3, 2019

Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019