Massacre at Hatchet Creek

Sex with a woman durring her menstral cycle.

My Girl was OTR last night and it looked like the massacre at hatchet creek.

by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008

Massachusetts

Welcome to Massachusetts, where literally a quarter of the population is Irish, (St. Patrick's day can get really hectic), the world's first liquid fueled rocket was first launched (Auburn, MA), gays can marry (first state to let them), Everyone has a wicked cool Boston accent, the stuff that started the revolution you read in your American history books happened(boston Tea Party, Paul revere, battles, etc. ), chocolate chip cookies were invented, highways are crawling with massholes, Harvard and MIT and UMass (university of Massachusetts) plus a ton of other colleges are located, we got lake Chaubunagungamaug, basketball was invented (springfield MA has the basketball hall of fame), patriots and red sox fans are everywhere, there's an interactive historical village in Plymouth with real people acting like old colonists and natives, the great city of Boston is located, and where sprinkles are actually called Jimmies, and water fountains are bubblers, and yeah. Massachusetts is cool and if you haven't been there yet you should consider visiting.

Massachusetts is the best of the fifty nifty United States.

by Han Y0L0 June 27, 2018

Instant message emails

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.

dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.

by Giger October 8, 2006

Massachusetts

A state in New England, home of several famous sports teams, rich history, a great culture, as well as some bad stuff mixed in too. A common misconception is that everyone from Massachusetts is from Boston, and that Massachusetts is one big city. This is not the case however. On the quiet, western side of the state, it's mostly farms and small towns. There are some larger cities, though, such as Northampton and Springfield, but it isn't terrible populated. We in western Massachusetts are nothing like our eastern counterparts; we're better drivers, we speak normally, and basically everything opposite what you would think someone from Boston is like. Except for wicked, we do say wicked.

Person 1: Oh you'ah from Massachusetts? Can you pahk my cah in Haavahd yahd?

Me: Fuck you, I'm from Western Massachusetts.

by PeepeeTime January 21, 2013

happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

by prollygon January 30, 2012