A game involving bunkbeds where players get on the top bunk and using only their legs try to remove their opponent from the bunk, completely onto the floor.
Kev and I played a game of Normandy Monster last night and unfortunately when he flew off the bed he hit his head on the dresser.
by anti_chris November 4, 2007
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A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
by rexnfx January 19, 2011
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In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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huhv-er mon-ster
1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.
2. Being excessively nosy.
3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.
huhv-er mon-ster
1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.
2. Being excessively nosy.
3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.
1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.
2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.
2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.
by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013
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Get the kaka monster mug.a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.
Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?
Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009
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D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
by rojodojo August 19, 2014
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