Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 9, 2023

mercy

mercy kisses anybody

mercy would you kiss *blank*?
mercy kisses anybody

by swiftieSPTS77 June 25, 2023

Mercy

The most cringe character on overwatch ever. You can watch breaking bad, help out your grandma and eat a burger while playing top 500 mercy and STILL carry. This hero is braindead and all their users are braindead too. I'm really horny for the mercy lifeguard skin though. STOP SCrEAMING IN THE MIC

Person 1: Do you play overwatch
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Whom do you main
Person 2: Mercy
Person 1: kys

by LucKisser341 August 5, 2023

merayne

She a bad bitch

Damn, look at merayne she is the baddest bitch

by anonymous August 30, 2023

mercy roll

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.

Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.

by Gzzzt October 20, 2023

Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023