Marco Island

A piece of shit island that is full of 100,000+ 90 year Olds. Known as a beach destination, and it's easy to see why! Marco Island has barf green water and a mile wide beach that looks like a damn dessert and takes about 15 minutes to get to the water. Named number 1 island in the US, for reasons unknown. Nothing to do nowhere to go, the beach sucks, and too many crabby 90 year olds. Don't go, not worth the drive.

Hey I'm going to Marco Island next week!
Cool! Are you gonna get aids from the pool that about 40 century old cunts shat in?
Hell yeah bro!

by analdestroyer99 March 29, 2015

Marcus

Fat and retarded

Marcus is fat and retarded

by Fat and blubbering Marcus May 8, 2018

marcus sellars

Marcus Sellars is the world's greatest industry insider to date.

The notorious Marcus sellars is back with his credible leaks

by Liam Robertson May 22, 2018

marcolicious

A very yummy guy. (marco ishii) or sex god.(:

Woah.! Look at him.! Hes sooooo marcolicious.! :D

by xxxmalice January 30, 2010

marcossunshine

Bestie
/best-ie/
noun
noun: bestie; plural noun: best bestie
A mutual of mine with funny content. And they are hot asf, I noticed that when I followed i got hotter by 8,73%. Even scientists proved that if you follow marcossunshine you will be happier and het better grades.

“Omg you look so different youre so hot!”
“Yeah, I followed marcossunshine on tiktok”

by Aysheism March 17, 2021

Marcossexual

One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.

I am Marcossexual.

by threeminutesandahalf November 16, 2022

Marcoed

Cheating on your girlfriend in your house while she is asleep in your bed.

"Dude last night I marcoed this bitch so hard"
"I hope Katharine don't find out how I been marcoing hoes left and right."

by Foreskinz October 21, 2011