1 definition by analdestroyer99
A piece of shit island that is full of 100,000+ 90 year Olds. Known as a beach destination, and it's easy to see why! Marco Island has barf green water and a mile wide beach that looks like a damn dessert and takes about 15 minutes to get to the water. Named number 1 island in the US, for reasons unknown. Nothing to do nowhere to go, the beach sucks, and too many crabby 90 year olds. Don't go, not worth the drive.
Hey I'm going to Marco Island next week!
Cool! Are you gonna get aids from the pool that about 40 century old cunts shat in?
Hell yeah bro!
Cool! Are you gonna get aids from the pool that about 40 century old cunts shat in?
Hell yeah bro!
by analdestroyer99 March 27, 2015