meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

GOFO meeting

A meeting that could've been an email

"I can't believe management dragged us all out here for a GOFO meeting"

by Sgt Antlers October 1, 2025

Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

MEET

Basically someone who’s do something in an awkward fashion

He’s standing there like MEET

by Meet21 July 28, 2024

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass

We should apple and meet

by Bob_man666 May 21, 2018

Meet

To speak with someone in person, or even online.

"Hey Rob! Meet me at the park!"

by Billy the Sheep March 24, 2021