Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 07, 2020

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

squiggly meat

The meat that looks kinda like sliced ham or roast beef hanging between a girl's flaps. Usually occurs from too much use. Sometimes is dark brown in color like that of out of date lunch meat.

She needs to tuck that squiggly meat back between her flaps.

by hishampatel March 01, 2008

meat slip

When a guys dick slips out of the hole in his boxers, most often when not wearing pants

Dave had a meat slip walking by me the other day, I saw all 3 inches

by jjjorger May 14, 2014

Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup

by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010

Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 12, 2019