army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018

Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn March 30, 2016

Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 8, 2011

Lip logic

When one is conscious of the appearance/hygiene of their lips.
They don’t let their lips get dry and chapped. They constantly cleaning, licking and putting Vaseline on their lips.

You lips are always dry, you got no lip logic

by cheemee July 18, 2024

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

FemiNazi Logic

Any opinion that a male says to a feminazi is not ok to the feminazi.

If a male is with the feminazis, he will be considered a wanker.
If a male is against the feminazis, he will be considered an oppressor.

Anything done by a man to a woman can be considered as sexual assault to feminazis. Most feminazis are lesbians and use shirts with the face of "El Che Guevara" (even when he was a homophobic).

Feminazis believe in a world with only womans, without even thinking that a world without mens would end in just some days,

Feminazi logic is like this.

Male: Womans shouldn't be able to be in a public beach topless.
Feminazi: Damn oppressor.
Male: I think it's okay for womans to be topless in public.
Feminazi: You must be a fucking rapist!

by Muxxer February 27, 2017

ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023