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Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..
Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.
by Johnny useless July 6, 2018
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Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.
"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"
by Gow123 September 12, 2020
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I'm Just Toastin-logic

I'm just Toastin-logic
by Postago October 6, 2025
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Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"
by Ant1234 November 8, 2012
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Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.
The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"
by Alex Logic August 23, 2021
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