out like a fat kid playing dodgeball 

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball by d'godfather April 20, 2003

Wall Kid 

Someone at EPHS who is very popular, superficial and consumes mass amounts of alcohol as often as possible.

"Hey Seth are you a wall kid?"

"Yea, I only went to Grant's cabin because he's rich and had 15 shots last night than I skipped soccer to hang out with a girl."

Wall Kid by Not a Wall Kid August 1, 2014

Grandma Kid 

A young adult/teenager that dresses like a grandma or way too old for their age, they usually appear to be very awkward and shy. They typically wear long socks, tennis shoes, shirts that do not fit properly and their haircut is usually outdated.

Wow that girl is such a grandma kid! She always looks so scared when I say hi to her!

Grandma Kid by Dr. Love18 September 6, 2011

ESPN kid 

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.

"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".

ESPN kid by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014

Wow kid 

An expression used when someone does something completely ridiculous or stupid but that totally would be expected of them

Wow kid you would hook up with that female Cambodian tow truck driver at Denny's!

Wow kid by Young Raspberry Milk July 12, 2015

hyphen kid 

A kid with a hyphenated last name, which for some inexplicable reason makes them annoying.

So many hyphen kids on my roster...gonna be a long year.

hyphen kid by Jkelemenop June 6, 2016

this kid is something else 

This phrase is typically used when you don’t agree with someone’s actions. It could also mean that you are fed up with a person.

“Thomas took all the drinks for himself” “Dude that’s petty. This kid is something else!”

this kid is something else by Corboda January 23, 2018