Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.
"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."
by Matty Firm May 31, 2022
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Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
by Whcgonzo October 26, 2011
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Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.
Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs
by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
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Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.
Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?
Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.
by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024
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junk rid

I want to do a junk rid, sick of these things
by Thewisey January 19, 2023
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