July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

by Y0u3ef July 24, 2021

July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics

On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!

by Ruton7807 July 11, 2021

July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022

July 3

National Suck Another Dick Nigga Day

Hey its July 3 you know that means its National Suck Another Dick day lets kiss

by IamTheRealJesus999 July 2, 2023

July 6

National dm your loved ones today; or your fans! ALL:)

celeb: hey guys it's July 6! dming yalls soon!!

by sub to my yt rn! - Kay Kay December 30, 2020

July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in

Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020