Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.

Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"

by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020

Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes

Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!

by Surenut September 13, 2021

Juan From Ultimate

Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.

Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

Juan

Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.

Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS

by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021

Juan

Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!

Who's that guy eating truffle pasta and talking about trauma? Oh that just Juan don't mind him.

by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021

juan

a very cool dude ! the bestest friend and very good at minecraft B)

this language is urban dictionary language lol ily juan

by juan's best friend November 11, 2020

Juan R

A horse

That horse looks like Juan R

by 123gwhehshs October 9, 2019