Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

cxshout juan

He is a 13 year old rapper and make beat

Cxshout Juan be on Instagram and his Instagramme is cxshout._juan

by Cxshout juan September 17, 2022

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.

Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III

by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022

Juan

a horse

person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"

by idkdidkdidkd January 2, 2022

Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is the most compassionate human being. He is funny and loves eating!! Juan de Dios loves girls. He likes to play computer. He is sensitive likes titanic movie.
He is handsome, intelligent and generous

Omg you know Juan de Dios? Lucky you

by Irenediamondz January 8, 2022