Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010

-jebus-

A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.

Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!

by DEADSiM2 May 1, 2005

Jewish Pizza

When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink

My uncle brought me a Jewish pizza for Christmas...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

Jebus

A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Sweet Jebus

by Lmomyrpt November 29, 2015

jewish jockstrap

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

by Stop being a nazi October 28, 2015

dirty jelissa

When a koreaboo, BTS obsesses woman dressed in all black ties you upside down attached to the ceiling fan, gags your mouth, turns it on, and then spanks your naked tookus with a rubber spatula as you revolve around the room.

I’m still dizzy as fuck from that tinder date last night... that dirty jelissa move is something else.

by Manna Montana April 15, 2020

Jewish Vengeance Pizza

A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!

by BetterthanJew December 3, 2007