jeawnt

Any noun (if it works in the sentence). pronounced 'jount'

Hey, Pass the jeawnt

by chris meredith August 24, 2008

jealous-loser

some one who craves to be like another being who obviously possesses superior life handling capabilities. Jealous-losers can often not hold their breath as long, dance as well or even tie their own shoes. Often found in groups with similar opinions dress styles and bad hair. Have an aversion to free thinking and success, usually work in discount outlets as toilet cleaners or decide to work from home.

"help me raise money to give a jealous-loser a new home"
"that jealous-loser wont feel a thing, its better this way (injection administered)"

by Maximum Leebee May 25, 2003

jean claude van damme

a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself

"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"

by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003

lawnmower jeans

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.

Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.

by Creepy Butters April 16, 2007

spanish jeans

another word for sweat pants

"Dan is wearing his spanish jeans to work again"

by Chris I. November 3, 2005

Jeanjob

The male genetalia is rubbed outside the jeans by a girl while having a semi-erection.

Guys!! sarah just gave me the first jeanjob!!

by jeanjobz June 21, 2009

Jeanjaquet

Not Plain awesome

Jeanjaquet: Am I awesome?

Me: nawww :D

by Paincakes September 30, 2011