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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

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Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.
- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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Jonathan Finlay

Jonathan Finlay is nice guy who loves Jesus and his family , Jonathan Finlay is the kinda guy who knows a lot of people but only has one close friend , his love life is simple he’s probably liked the same girl for like 5 years or so
by YEETTTTTT February 11, 2019
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jonathanwhatthyfok

Used to ask your buddy what are they doing because it just dont make sense
"im going to cook this wad of cash in the microwave"
"Jonathanwhatthyfok"
by WHat the frickedy frick February 19, 2019
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Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject
Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.
by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019
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jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."
by BURPY123 March 4, 2019
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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