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Get the Jacob Fowler mug.Jacob Trouba is an american defense man who currently plays for the Winnipeg Jets, he's #8 and can usually be seen on the top defense line. Trouba is a surprisingly physical player with amazing defense skills and the ability to get points. Unfortunately it's looking like he might not sign with the Jets this summer which would really hurt the team, but many agree that he might be asking for to much. Whatever the case, hes still an amazing player
person1: "Dude Jacob trouba had a solid game yesterday"
person2: " I agree, let's hope that he signs with us again this summer"
person2: " I agree, let's hope that he signs with us again this summer"
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