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ron jeremy 

A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”
I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.
ron jeremy by A. Hick November 23, 2009
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Ron Jeremy'd 

When a liquid is "shot" from something in a short spurt or spurts, like when male porn star ejaculates.
"Did you hear about what happened to Carrie and Patty at the Party? Some guy with an STD totally Ron Jeremy'd their eyes shut!"

"What happened to your shirt?" "Oh, I was washing my hands and the liquid soap Ron Jeremy'd my shirt."
Ron Jeremy'd by Mike & Corie January 11, 2009

ron jeremy's dick 

Second biggest dick behind Hayden Ring.
"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"
ron jeremy's dick by Swagerino September 6, 2014

Ron Jeremy 

The Thing that Should Not Be
Ron Jeremy is The Thing That Should Not Be
Ron Jeremy by George Utley August 29, 2006

Ron Jeremy 

Makes kids movie for all the kids at preschool and daycare’s
Ron Jeremy’s a hold of family address
Ron Jeremy by Kingofdick February 17, 2023

Ron Jeremy 

He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.
Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.
Ron Jeremy by jack blammer March 27, 2011